The Republic of Snootin Boopin is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ceres Fallen with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.798 billion Snootin Boopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snoot Central City. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Snootin Boopian economy, worth 157 trillion Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,247 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, emojis are the soul of wit, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snootin Boopin's national animal is the Artic Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Therianthropy.

Snootin Boopin is ranked 92,685^th in the world and 5,076^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,210.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.